ha ha ha, yeah, look,
yo, yo, yo, yo.
Hey yo i'm low key famous would you believe me if i told ya that the other day, Dre. hit me up like T wassup you wanna come to the club man and get fucked up, i was like give me five minutes then come pick me up, but on our way through we gotta pick up Ye and Jay Z, he was like "Why?" i was like, he called me up the other night talking crazy, says beyonce wants to have another fuckin' baby but for him it's just a maybe, anyways about a hour later we arrive, there's a five mile long line but the bouncer lets us right inside, straight to the VIP booth, sippin' vodka and juice, someone snapped a pic of Ye and he smacked the camera out his face, i get it now though if you really don't believe me or you think that i'm decieving ya but my girl was there you can ask her aye, ah what's her name? it's Arianna Grande but she's ashamed of me so she'd never say that to ya face.
That's cause i'm just low key famous,
hanging out with these cats and you don't know what my name is,
smokin' all this weed till it makes me brainless,
drinking all this liquor till it's poisoning my veins.
Last week i left the house my phone started ringing,
I picked it up like who's making my hotline bling and,
it was Drizzy i was like wassup he goes hey,
you wanna come with me and Nicki on a double date,
i was like nah i can't today man or tomorrow either,
i'll be hanging out chillin' smokin weed with Wiz Khalifa,
thanks for the offer though it sounded hella dope,
cause even you know how much me and Nicki wanna elope,
Hung up the phone and headed down to the liquor store,
bumped into Macklemore, tryina get a discount on a four pack
of double blacks, like what the fuck is up with that,
I told him just to pay the man, he said he thought he'd understand,
he's only got a 20 in his pocket can i spot it?
i said yeah man don't worry bout it yo i got it,
swiped my credit card it got declined,
rung up Arianna like what's happened this time?
she said i've cancelled all your cards i'm leaving you,
i said but baby why?
she told me that my life was nothing but a fuckin' lie
all i do is go on about how much im famous
but none of her friends even know what my name is!
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ha haa-- and if you didn't know,
now you know,
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